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HEY I, UH, GUESS I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU AND THE OTHER ASSHOLE WERE DOING, RUBBING YOUR ASSHOLES ON THE EGG. TELL SOLLUX SORRY I'M NOT SORRY FOR BEATING HIS ASS IN.

UGH C4N YOU PL34S3 NOT R3M1ND M3 TH4T TH4T W4S 4 TH1NG TH4T H4PP3N3D!!!!
1M DO1NG OK4Y
1 UH
COULD V1S1T SOM3 T1M3
1 H4V3NT S33N N3P 1N 4 W33K OR SO
HOW 4R3 YOU DO1NG OV3R TH3R3?

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I would be surprised at all the 'don't kill the spy' reactions, if I hadn't studied human history.
This is so fuckin dumb.

1N 4LT3RN14 TH3 PUN1SHM3NT FOR SUCH 4 CR1M3 WOULD B3 4 PUBL1C H4NG1NG TO M4K3 4N 3X4MPL3 OUT OF H1M
4ND 1 H4V3 NOT STUD13D YOUR H1STORY TO 4NY GR34T 3XT3NT
SO 1 DO NOT UND3RST4ND TH3 S3NS1T1V1TY
UND3R 4LT3RN14N L4W TH1S 1MPUD3NC3 WOULDNT B3 TOL3R4T3D LONG 3NOUGH FOR 4 TR14L TO 3V3N T4K3 PL4C3
1N M4NY C4S3S 4NY SORT OF C4UGHT 1NF1LTR4TOR WOULD B3 3X3CUT3D ON S1GHT 4ND WOULDNT L1V3 LONG 3NOUGH TO F4C3 4 JURY
1 WOND3R 1F TH3Y DO NOT R34L1Z3 TH3 POT3NT14L D4NG3R OF K33P1NG 4 POT3NT14LLY M4G1C4LLY 3NDOW3D 1NH4B1T4NT OF TH1S L4ND 1NT4CT W1TH1N OUR C1TY
WHO KNOWS
M4YB3 H3 W4NTS TO B3 1MPR1SON3D
B3C4US3 1T W1LL G3T H1M CLOS3 TO WH3R3 W3 4R3 VULN3R4BL3
1TS S4F3ST TO 3X3UT3 H1M QU1CKLY B3FOR3 H3 H4S 4 CH4NC3 TO H1T US 1N OUR HOM3S

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[When Terezi wakes up in the morning, there's a package outside of her door wherever the hell the bum's sleeping these days. A note attached to the small box reads as follows]

Now you can't say you don't have them.

[In the box are two brass exercise balls in the chinese style with little bells inside of them. The note's unsigned, but she can guess who's responsible for it.]

[She'll probably smell him before he gets to her door; faintly of soap, damp, dew-kissed skin, fresh linen... and blood. Regardless, he raps only twice on her door before leaning in the doorway to wait for her to answer it.]

[The door opens in record time, swinging in to reveal bright red eyes and a pointed grey nose, sniffing out at him. Her roommates aren't home, so she's in her t-shirt and her boxers. Terezi pushes the door open all the way.]

Hey, coolkid.

You smell... [like you've been in a fight.]

Like you need to come inside.

[She holds out her hand, head tilted and her expression mildly concerned.]

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So, what happened while I was [Dead.] away?
Anything new?

NOTH1NG TO R3PORT R34LLY
K1ND OF BOR1NG POST B4TTL3 F4R3
D1D 4NYTH1NG CH4NG3 FOR YOU
4R3 YOU ST1LL 4LL TH3R3
4LL YOUR HUM4N L1MBS 1NT4CT

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Hey.
Checking back with you to make sure you made it.
Anything happen to the teleport arrays?
How much ink do you have left?

WH4T
1 DONT US3 RUN3S D1RK
YOU KNOW TH1S
?????
BUT 1M F1N3
HOW 1S 3V3RYON3 1N YOUR V3RT3BR4L COLUMN OF TH3 C1TY

oh FFF

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Hey, Oi Sasuke--

Are y'there?

Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.

We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.

I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.

Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?

[There's all sorts of interference in this, visual glitching and white noise and an unholy sort of screeching periodically, but it appears to be an attempt to record (photograph?) a drawing, at first, then shifts up toward the flowers that are apparently the subject of said drawing before turning around to the artist herself, her brow furrowed and finger tapping the bracelet for a moment before the feed cuts out. It looks a heck of a lot more troubling than it should with all the errors.]

[There is a fuzz of static, and an audio feed that should have been a video that only reveals half of a word:] --mmine? [before fizzling into thirty seconds of static.]

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[He just sounds vaguely exasperated.]

I don't know anything about women's dresses or undergarments, no matter what Arthur seems to think. Was he the one who put you up to this?

UMMM
▯ H▯V▯ NO ▯D▯▯ WHO ▯RTHUR ▯S
▯ TH▯NK YOU H▯V▯ TH▯ WRONG ▯NBOX
WHY ▯S YOUR FR▯▯ND T▯LL▯NG YOU ▯BOUT UND▯RW▯▯R >:?

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I am sending the same message to all of you, teams 8e damned, 8ecause this is really confusing and weird and somehow I don't think the teams matter that much right now! Do any of you know what the fuck happened???????? 8ecause I don't get it! Is this the game? It's really not what I thought it would be. ::::\ Like what's with the aliens wandering around, haha? I was seriously not expecting that!

OH FUCK

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so i know youre probably nursing a fat tentaboner by chapping all your bulge all over my rad cape or whatever
but jsyk
i want it back
its kinda a big deal

Edited 2013-10-12 05:23 (UTC)

W3LL DUH!!!
1 W4SNT PL4NN1NG ON K33PING 1T
BUT 1 TH1NK YOU SHOULD 4T L34ST 4DM1T HOW GOOD 1 LOOK 1N YOUR D3C4D3NT R3D CLOTH3S >;]

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text; trigger warning selfies

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text; yeah, we all need trigger warnings for tz xP

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text; continued warning for stupid teenage selfies

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[yeah you guys are all getting another mass text]

THIS

FUCKING

SUCKS.

Does this happen a lot here? 8ecause it's already getting old. ::::|

WH4T 4R3 YOU WH1N1NG 4BOUT NOW?

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[There's a lot that she could say. There's a lot she's thinking, but... not a lot that she wants to say. That's the thing, really - as ever she keeps things so close to the vest as to actually be sewn into said vest.]

[~~She really did need a moirail.~~]

Have you seen?

[She realizes after she's sent it her mistake, and adds the,]

Smelled.

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[TEXT] during the spy post.

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272 around Dawn (Action)

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Day 308 - Text intended for Harry

neck of the woods, get it. i'm horrible.