[okay so the boxers are kind of not...there... in this picture, but the shirt is more than adequately long enough to cover any naughty bits. her grin is the same except a bit more devious.]
[her response is a picture: she's hastily drawn what look to be flames with some emotional problems across a wall, and the picture is of her from the back, shot from the shoulderblades down and kind of crooked. she is obviously burning with the ruined clothing. also it's a pretty great almost-shot of her ass.]
TH4T 1S 4 H1GHLY 1N4CCUR4T3 1NT3RPR3T4T1ON OF MY D3S1R3S, D4V3!!!! 1M SURE THE COURT WOULD B3 3XTR3M3LY PL34S3D SHOULD YOU D3C1D3 TO M4K3 4N 4PP34R4NC3 >:]
[this picture is just one of her winking like a fucking cutie okay.]
M4YB3 TH3 4CCUS3D 1S JUST TOO STUNN3D BY MY OBV1OUS R4D14NC3 TO PROP3RLY V13W TH3 3V1D3NC3 1N WH1CH C4S3 H3 WOULD H1GHLY B3N3F1T FROM 4PPRO4CH1NG TH3 COURT FOR 4 MOR3 D1R3CT 4PPL1C4T1ON OF TH3 F4CTS
whoa wait if youre going to go so far as to call me the accused you can at least tell me what my crime is wait i forgot how fucked up the troll judiciary system is jesus christ i did not miss how this bullshit gives me a migraine
UHHUH COOLK1D YOU 4R3 R4D14T1NG D1SCONT3NT L1K3 4 LOWBLOOD 4T 4 S34DW3LL3R CONV3NT1ON DO YOU W4NT TO COM3 OV3R L1K3 S3RIOUSLY 1LL 3V3N PUT ON P4NTS 1F YOU W4NT
yeah sure ok ill just mosey on over there but i swear to god if i find even one thread stained with blue fizzy pop you better be offering handles to fly off of
[When Terezi opens the door she's still wearing his cape, but she's changed into her own t-shirt and has replaced her boxers on her person. She blinks at her matesprit's back, and pokes it lightly.]
Are you telling me you can't sniff his coolness out? Man, I keep tellin' you that you gotta get that shit checked out. [He slips his hands in his pockets and takes a step toward her.] Last thing we need is for your sniffer to short out and then I'll have to be your rad seein-eye boyfriend.
[A second after he moves, Terezi is drifting forward as well, hands fluttering to his chest. A faint, curious smile hits her lips; she snickers, responding:] The coolness permeated the area. I became so accustomed to the scent that I didn't notice when the source decided to grace me with his presence, obviously!
[The pause is so short that it's probably not worth mentioning at all, but Dave can feel it. Something about the way Terezi's hands splay over his chest and how the feeling of it leaves him, for the smallest fraction of a moment, unable to really say anything at all. In that moment, he's thinking about a native girl,with her chest torn open and someone else's fingers plucking out whatever is inside. There's a low, burning sort of tumble deep in his chest, and Dave swallows to try and ignore it.
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text; yeah, we all need trigger warnings for tz xP
i knew it
chapping bonebulges all over my swag jammies
pretty much gonna have to burn that shit now
[No, that's actually kinda cute, in a baby shark sort of way.
Whatever.]
text; continued warning for stupid teenage selfies
[okay so the boxers are kind of not...there... in this picture, but the shirt is more than adequately long enough to cover any naughty bits. her grin is the same except a bit more devious.]
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Is there a save function on these--]
thats it
wheres the gasoline
napalm
gotta take some drastic measures sarge
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im going to assume thats terezi for
no dave i dont want you to come over
because im busy burning your shit
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1M SURE THE COURT WOULD B3 3XTR3M3LY PL34S3D SHOULD YOU D3C1D3 TO M4K3 4N 4PP34R4NC3 >:]
[this picture is just one of her winking like a fucking cutie okay.]
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1N WH1CH C4S3 H3 WOULD H1GHLY B3N3F1T FROM 4PPRO4CH1NG TH3 COURT FOR 4 MOR3 D1R3CT 4PPL1C4T1ON OF TH3 F4CTS
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if youre going to go so far as to call me the accused
you can at least tell me what my crime is
wait i forgot how fucked up the troll judiciary system is
jesus christ i did not miss how this bullshit gives me a migraine
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4ND 4LSO 4N 1D1OT
WH4TS WRONG
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who said anything was wrong
there is nothing wrong here
i just want my cape back
preferably not soaked in slobber
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COOLK1D YOU 4R3 R4D14T1NG D1SCONT3NT L1K3 4 LOWBLOOD 4T 4 S34DW3LL3R CONV3NT1ON
DO YOU W4NT TO COM3 OV3R
L1K3 S3RIOUSLY
1LL 3V3N PUT ON P4NTS 1F YOU W4NT
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and yes plz
also yes put on pants
and take off my cape
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TH3 COND1T1ONS YOU H4V3 D3M4ND3D W1LL B3 R3SP3CT3D ONC3 YOUR 3ND OF TH3 B4RG41N H4S B33N S4T1SF13D
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ill just mosey on over there
but i swear to god if i find even one thread stained with blue fizzy pop
you better be offering handles to fly off of
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BUT 1 W1LL GO PROCUR3 JU1C3
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He's not facing the door when she opens it.]
action; wow this tag disappeared from my inbox???
Dave...? Is something actually wrong?
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Whoa, fancy meeting you here. Nice cape.
[There's a lot wrong.]
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I was expecting him soon, actually. Any idea where he might be?
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[The pause is so short that it's probably not worth mentioning at all, but Dave can feel it. Something about the way Terezi's hands splay over his chest and how the feeling of it leaves him, for the smallest fraction of a moment, unable to really say anything at all. In that moment, he's thinking about a native girl,with her chest torn open and someone else's fingers plucking out whatever is inside. There's a low, burning sort of tumble deep in his chest, and Dave swallows to try and ignore it.
He shrugs.]
-- borked.
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