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[tongue3y3s]

T3R3Z1 1S 4W4Y FROM H3R 4CC3SSOR13S 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 GROWL

RRRRRRRRRR  >:]

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[tongue3y3s]

W3LL DUH!!!
1 W4SNT PL4NN1NG ON K33PING 1T
BUT 1 TH1NK YOU SHOULD 4T L34ST 4DM1T HOW GOOD 1 LOOK 1N YOUR D3C4D3NT R3D CLOTH3S >;]

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gross youre probably slobbering all over it right now
like there is literally teal colored drool cascading through the air and staining my hella sweet red duds
i can hear the threadcount weeping from here you know
it aint pretty

text; trigger warning selfies

[tongue3y3s]

L13S 4ND SL4ND3R!
YOUR C4P3 4ND TH3 R3ST OF YOUR LUXUR1OUSLY SOFT J4MM13S 4R3 COMPL3T3LY UNSC4TH3D
H3R3 LOOK

[and there is a picture attached of Terezi sitting crosslegged in her pile wearing only his godtier shirt and cape and a pair of boxers. she is not posing sexily or making a seductive expression, she is only grinning like a loon.]

text; yeah, we all need trigger warnings for tz xP

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see
i knew it
chapping bonebulges all over my swag jammies
pretty much gonna have to burn that shit now

[No, that's actually kinda cute, in a baby shark sort of way.

Whatever.]

text; continued warning for stupid teenage selfies

[tongue3y3s]

W3LL 1F YOU REALLY W4NT ME TO............

[okay so the boxers are kind of not...there... in this picture, but the shirt is more than adequately long enough to cover any naughty bits. her grin is the same except a bit more devious.]

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[...

Is there a save function on these--]

thats it
wheres the gasoline
napalm
gotta take some drastic measures sarge

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[tongue3y3s]

[her response is a picture: she's hastily drawn what look to be flames with some emotional problems across a wall, and the picture is of her from the back, shot from the shoulderblades down and kind of crooked. she is obviously burning with the ruined clothing. also it's a pretty great almost-shot of her ass.]

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right so
im going to assume thats terezi for
no dave i dont want you to come over
because im busy burning your shit

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[tongue3y3s]

TH4T 1S 4 H1GHLY 1N4CCUR4T3 1NT3RPR3T4T1ON OF MY D3S1R3S, D4V3!!!!
1M SURE THE COURT WOULD B3 3XTR3M3LY PL34S3D SHOULD YOU D3C1D3 TO M4K3 4N 4PP34R4NC3 >:]

[this picture is just one of her winking like a fucking cutie okay.]

not here; 1/2

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the court appears to be presenting evidence to the contrary here

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[tongue3y3s]

M4YB3 TH3 4CCUS3D 1S JUST TOO STUNN3D BY MY OBV1OUS R4D14NC3 TO PROP3RLY V13W TH3 3V1D3NC3
1N WH1CH C4S3 H3 WOULD H1GHLY B3N3F1T FROM 4PPRO4CH1NG TH3 COURT FOR 4 MOR3 D1R3CT 4PPL1C4T1ON OF TH3 F4CTS

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whoa wait
if youre going to go so far as to call me the accused
you can at least tell me what my crime is
wait i forgot how fucked up the troll judiciary system is
jesus christ i did not miss how this bullshit gives me a migraine

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[tongue3y3s]

YOUR CR1M3 1S B31NG TOO S3XY OF COURS3
4ND 4LSO 4N 1D1OT
WH4TS WRONG

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what
who said anything was wrong
there is nothing wrong here
i just want my cape back
preferably not soaked in slobber

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[tongue3y3s]

UHHUH
COOLK1D YOU 4R3 R4D14T1NG D1SCONT3NT L1K3 4 LOWBLOOD 4T 4 S34DW3LL3R CONV3NT1ON
DO YOU W4NT TO COM3 OV3R
L1K3 S3RIOUSLY
1LL 3V3N PUT ON P4NTS 1F YOU W4NT

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lies and slander
and yes plz
also yes put on pants
and take off my cape

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[tongue3y3s]

W3LL G3T YOUR 4SS OV3R H3R3 TH3N
TH3 COND1T1ONS YOU H4V3 D3M4ND3D W1LL B3 R3SP3CT3D ONC3 YOUR 3ND OF TH3 B4RG41N H4S B33N S4T1SF13D

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yeah sure ok
ill just mosey on over there
but i swear to god if i find even one thread stained with blue fizzy pop
you better be offering handles to fly off of

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[tongue3y3s]

1 DONT H4V3 4NY POP
BUT 1 W1LL GO PROCUR3 JU1C3

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[chronologistics]

yeah sure ok

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[chronologistics]

[He arrives roughly half an hour later, and takes the human route of actually knocking on her door.

He's not facing the door when she opens it.]

action; wow this tag disappeared from my inbox???

[tongue3y3s]

[When Terezi opens the door she's still wearing his cape, but she's changed into her own t-shirt and has replaced her boxers on her person. She blinks at her matesprit's back, and pokes it lightly.]

Dave...? Is something actually wrong?

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[He turns at the poke to his back, feigning a look of surprise.]

Whoa, fancy meeting you here. Nice cape.


[There's a lot wrong.]

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[tongue3y3s]

Thanks, [she answers, giving him an odd look.] I got it from this really cool kid.

I was expecting him soon, actually. Any idea where he might be?