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[tongue3y3s]

T3R3Z1 1S 4W4Y FROM H3R 4CC3SSOR13S 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 GROWL

RRRRRRRRRR  >:]

Comments

[tongue3y3s]

NOT BULLSH1T!
1 M34N SOM3 OF TH3M 4R3 W31RD BUT MY COOLK1D 1S SUP3R R4D1C4L >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii have 2een at lea2t 2even diifferent iiteratiion2 of dave and not one of them were radiical.

[tongue3y3s]

DONT WORRY 4PPL3B3RRY BOY 1TS OK4Y TO H4V3 HORR1BL3 T4ST3 YOU DONT H4V3 TO F33L B4D 4BOUT 1T >:}

[biifurcatiion]

wow thank2 you dont have two fuckiing rub iit iin.
jacka22.

[tongue3y3s]

WOW SOLLUX YOUR3 R34LLY TOUCHY TOD4Y
WH4T H4S GOTT3N YOUR 34RTH GO4T?

[biifurcatiion]

um excu2e you fuck off.
ii alway2 2ound liike thii2.
a2 you are 2o fond of poiintiing out, ii am a grouchy a22hole and alway2 wiill be and cannot change that ju2t two 2uit her 2melly highne22'2 whiim2.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU KNOW WH4T 1 TH1NK
1 TH1NK YOU N33D TO R3L4X, SOLLUX!
W3 SHOULD GO 1NTO TH3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont want two have fun.

[tongue3y3s]

TOO B4D! W3R3 GO1NG TO GO 1NTO TH1S HORR1BL3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN 4ND TH3R3S NOTH1NG YOU C4N DO 4BOUT 1T >8]
1 W1LL DR4G YOU OUT OF YOUR H1V3 1F 1 MUST, C4PTOR!

[biifurcatiion]

oh my fuckiing p2iioniic god terezii ii ju2t wanted two know what fuckiing happen2 two me, thii2 ii2nt 2ome kiind of 2hiitty cry for help or demand for the que2tiionable entertaiinment of iinteractiing wiith people iin per2on.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU W3R3NT ON THE M3T3OR 4FT3R W3 TOOK OFF; YOU W3NT TO GO H4NG OUT W1TH 4R4D14 4ND D1DNT COM3 W1TH US
NOW
>:]
> :]
>:]
1 TH1NK D4NC1NG SOUNDS L1K3
4 GR34T 1D34
TH3R3 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 4 CLUB 1N MY D1STR1CT

[biifurcatiion]

ii thiink 2pace ha2 made you fuckiing iin2ane, that2 what ii think.

[tongue3y3s]

OH 1 KNOW! W3 C4N 1NV1T3 N3P3T4 TO COM3 TOO!!!
1TLL B3 R34LLY FUN >;]

[biifurcatiion]

iim lockiing all the door2 and the wiindow2 riight now.

[tongue3y3s]

H4V3 YOU 3V3R KNOWN 4 LOCK TO K33P M3 OUT OF SOM3WH3R3 1 W4NT TO B3 >:]

[biifurcatiion]

dont even bother, youre only goiing two be 2orely dii2appoiinted.
ii cant dance and ii havent had a 2hower iin three day2 and iim not gettiing cleaned up ju2t for you.

[tongue3y3s]

D4NC1NG G3TS YOU SW34TY 4NYW4Y
NO ON3 W1LL NOT1C3 >;D

[biifurcatiion]

wa2 that 2uppo2ed two be conviinciing?
no, fuck no, two thou2and tiime2 fuck no.

[tongue3y3s]

WOW OK4Y SUR3 SOLLUX 1 GU3SS YOUR3 R1GHT 1LL JUST L34V3 YOU 4LON3 TH3N BL4R BL4R BL4R BL4R BL4RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOUR3 COM1NG D4NC1NG W1TH M3 1F 1 H4V3 TO DR4G YOU MYS3LF
WH1CH 1S 4 TH1NG 1 L1T3R4LLY W1LL DO

[biifurcatiion]

wow ok, you dont even reach my 2houlder.

[tongue3y3s]

1 DONT N33D TO B3 T4LL
YOU 4R3 W34K L1K3 4 W1GGL3R

[biifurcatiion]

you dont know that.
you are ba2iing your experiience2 on a 2ollux captor ii have progre22ed beyond.
maybe ii am 2ecretly on my way two beiing the buffe2t troll that ever liived.
maybe my biifurcatiion mutatiion ha2 fiinally churned up 2omethiing u2eful by makiing me twiice a2 2trong a2 the average troll.

[tongue3y3s]

TH4T C4N B3 YOUR N3W ROL3PL4Y CH4R4CT3R 1D3NT1TY B3C4US3 1T SOUNDS F4K3 4S H3LL

[biifurcatiion]

wow dont be jealou2.
2omeday you two wiill grow up and cea2e two have two pa22 off mo2quiito biite2 for your rumble 2phere2.
and the 2welliing of acciidentally whackiing your2elf iin the head wiith your cane for horn2 wiill be replaced iin favor of actual horn2.
2omeday.

[tongue3y3s]

JUST WH3N 1 THOUGHT YOU COULDNT POSS1BLY M4K3 4NY L3SS S3NS3 TH4N YOU 4LR34DY DO YOU W3NT 4ND PROV3D M3 WRONG
WOW
1TS 4LMOST L1K3 SOM3ON3 PUT NORM4L WORDS 1N 4 BL3ND3R 4ND TH3N SP3W3D G3N3T1C M4T3R1L 4LL OV3R TH3 M4NGL3D R3SULT 4ND C4LL3D 1T 4 S3NT3NC3