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[tongue3y3s]

T3R3Z1 1S 4W4Y FROM H3R 4CC3SSOR13S 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 GROWL

RRRRRRRRRR  >:]

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[tongue3y3s]

3V3RYWH3R3 1S FUCK1NG 1D1OT TOWN
1D MOV3 4W4Y BUT 1TS 4 P4ND3M1C OF UN1V3RS4L PROPORT1ONS

[timaeus_testified]

Yeah, that's a fact.
But we can still ollie out of the bullshit for a while and just let the 'adults' sort it out.
For once we have that excuse.
I intend to abuse the hell out of it right now.

[tongue3y3s]

UGH 4DULTS
TH1S PL4C3 1S CR4WL1NG W1TH TH3M 4ND 1TS R34LLY CR33PY >:\
ON3 OF TH3 GODS TR13D TO G3T M3 TO 4RGU3 W1TH TH3M
L1K3 4NYON3 1S GO1NG TO L1ST3N TO 4 BL1ND TROLL G1RL OR PUT 4NY STOCK 1N MY OP1N1ONS 4BOUT L4W
1M DON3 W1TH H34R1NG 4BOUT HOW B4RB4R1C MY R4C3 1S
1 DONT N33D 4 BUNCH OF 4DULT HUM4NS ST1CK1NG TH31R STUP1D P1NK NOS3S 1N >:[

[timaeus_testified]

It makes me wonder what it would have been like being brought up by my ancestor.
I doubt he would be like they are.

[tongue3y3s]

MY 4NC3STOR PROB4BLY WOULD H4V3 K1LL3D M3 ON S1GHT

[timaeus_testified]

Nah.
He only resorted to murder at the very end and only those who were the greatest criminals against humanity.
He had a martial nobility to keep up and he lived by his own code.

[tongue3y3s]

H3H
HUM4NS 4R3 W31RD
YOUR 4NC3STOR W4S 4 D4V3 R1GHT

[timaeus_testified]

Dave Strider, yeah.
He was a very famous media director. Rose was Roxy's ancestor, reknowned for her literature and omnifold vision.

[tongue3y3s]

Y34H
...D4V3 WOULD M4K3 4 GOOD GU4RD14N 1 TH1NK

[timaeus_testified]

He did.
The rest of Houston is underwater, except for his old apartment.
Whatever he did, it endured four hundred years and remained protected.
I found everything I needed in the crawlspaces.
Somehow he knew I was coming and he knew he wouldn't be there.

[tongue3y3s]

TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 H1M
H3 H4T3S B31NG UNPR3P4R3D

[timaeus_testified]

That's something we share in common.
And plans however minor backfire nastily in our faces anyway.

[tongue3y3s]

M4YB3 TH3 UN1V3RS3 JUST CURS3D US
STUP1D K1DS
T4K3 TH4T

[timaeus_testified]

According to some mythical lore we'll eventually succeed.
Just, no one said we'd do it by sliding on our faces.

[tongue3y3s]

DO YOU B3L13V3 W3LL SUCC33D

[timaeus_testified]

Yeah, eventually. Part of me thinks it will happen, the other part wonders what the cost will be.