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[tongue3y3s]

T3R3Z1 1S 4W4Y FROM H3R 4CC3SSOR13S 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 GROWL

RRRRRRRRRR  >:]

Comments

[biifurcatiion]

wow pii22y.
how long have you been on the meteor.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT R34LLY >:P
4BOUT H4LF 4 SW33P
WHY?

[biifurcatiion]

what happen2.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT 4 LOT UNFORTUN4T3LY. 1 TH1NK 1 W4S T4K3N B3FOR3 TH3 B1G 3XPOS1T1ONS B3C4US3 1 DONT KNOW 4 LOT 4BOUT WH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S FR34K1NG OUT 4BOUT >:T
1 H4D TO 4SK ON3 OF TH3 HUM4NS
BUT 4G41N 1 4SK............................ WHY?

[biifurcatiion]

becau2e ii havent gotten there yet and iim tiired of heariing about thiing2 from the human2.

[tongue3y3s]

HUM4NS 4R3NT SO B4D!

[biifurcatiion]

allow me two grace that wiith the appropriiate re2pon2e.
bull2hiit.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT BULLSH1T!
1 M34N SOM3 OF TH3M 4R3 W31RD BUT MY COOLK1D 1S SUP3R R4D1C4L >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii have 2een at lea2t 2even diifferent iiteratiion2 of dave and not one of them were radiical.

[tongue3y3s]

DONT WORRY 4PPL3B3RRY BOY 1TS OK4Y TO H4V3 HORR1BL3 T4ST3 YOU DONT H4V3 TO F33L B4D 4BOUT 1T >:}

[biifurcatiion]

wow thank2 you dont have two fuckiing rub iit iin.
jacka22.

[tongue3y3s]

WOW SOLLUX YOUR3 R34LLY TOUCHY TOD4Y
WH4T H4S GOTT3N YOUR 34RTH GO4T?

[biifurcatiion]

um excu2e you fuck off.
ii alway2 2ound liike thii2.
a2 you are 2o fond of poiintiing out, ii am a grouchy a22hole and alway2 wiill be and cannot change that ju2t two 2uit her 2melly highne22'2 whiim2.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU KNOW WH4T 1 TH1NK
1 TH1NK YOU N33D TO R3L4X, SOLLUX!
W3 SHOULD GO 1NTO TH3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont want two have fun.

[tongue3y3s]

TOO B4D! W3R3 GO1NG TO GO 1NTO TH1S HORR1BL3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN 4ND TH3R3S NOTH1NG YOU C4N DO 4BOUT 1T >8]
1 W1LL DR4G YOU OUT OF YOUR H1V3 1F 1 MUST, C4PTOR!

[biifurcatiion]

oh my fuckiing p2iioniic god terezii ii ju2t wanted two know what fuckiing happen2 two me, thii2 ii2nt 2ome kiind of 2hiitty cry for help or demand for the que2tiionable entertaiinment of iinteractiing wiith people iin per2on.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU W3R3NT ON THE M3T3OR 4FT3R W3 TOOK OFF; YOU W3NT TO GO H4NG OUT W1TH 4R4D14 4ND D1DNT COM3 W1TH US
NOW
>:]
> :]
>:]
1 TH1NK D4NC1NG SOUNDS L1K3
4 GR34T 1D34
TH3R3 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 4 CLUB 1N MY D1STR1CT

[biifurcatiion]

ii thiink 2pace ha2 made you fuckiing iin2ane, that2 what ii think.

[tongue3y3s]

OH 1 KNOW! W3 C4N 1NV1T3 N3P3T4 TO COM3 TOO!!!
1TLL B3 R34LLY FUN >;]

[biifurcatiion]

iim lockiing all the door2 and the wiindow2 riight now.

[tongue3y3s]

H4V3 YOU 3V3R KNOWN 4 LOCK TO K33P M3 OUT OF SOM3WH3R3 1 W4NT TO B3 >:]

[biifurcatiion]

dont even bother, youre only goiing two be 2orely dii2appoiinted.
ii cant dance and ii havent had a 2hower iin three day2 and iim not gettiing cleaned up ju2t for you.

[tongue3y3s]

D4NC1NG G3TS YOU SW34TY 4NYW4Y
NO ON3 W1LL NOT1C3 >;D

[biifurcatiion]

wa2 that 2uppo2ed two be conviinciing?
no, fuck no, two thou2and tiime2 fuck no.