dont even bother, youre only goiing two be 2orely dii2appoiinted. ii cant dance and ii havent had a 2hower iin three day2 and iim not gettiing cleaned up ju2t for you.
wow ii 2o dont care about your 2ociial anxiietiie2 at all. do ii look liike a p2ychoterrorii2t two you. ii dont care iif you 2pend the re2t of your niight2 talkiing two your egg waiitiing for an an2wer that wiill never come and blow off the re2t of u2.
you dont know that. you are ba2iing your experiience2 on a 2ollux captor ii have progre22ed beyond. maybe ii am 2ecretly on my way two beiing the buffe2t troll that ever liived. maybe my biifurcatiion mutatiion ha2 fiinally churned up 2omethiing u2eful by makiing me twiice a2 2trong a2 the average troll.
WOW SOLLUX 1M SO FUCK1NG UNCONV1NC3D R1GHT NOW 1 4LMOST DONT G1V3 4 SH1T W41T NO NO 1 D3F1N1T3LY DONT G1V3 4 SH1T SORRY 3SP3C14LLY S1NC3 1 GU4R4NT33 YOU M4D3 4NY 4ND 4LL PURCH4S3S W1TH YOUR H34D SO F4R UP YOUR NOOK TH4T YOU W3R3 4BL3 TO COMPL3T3LY 4ND TOT4LLY 4VO1D 4NYTH1NG L1K3 3Y3 CONT4CT OR SP34K1NG WORDS TO P3OPL3 FOR TH3 3NT1R3 DUR4T1ON OF YOUR BR13F FOR4Y 1NTO TH3 OUTS1D3 WORLD
wow dont be jealou2. 2omeday you two wiill grow up and cea2e two have two pa22 off mo2quiito biite2 for your rumble 2phere2. and the 2welliing of acciidentally whackiing your2elf iin the head wiith your cane for horn2 wiill be replaced iin favor of actual horn2. 2omeday.
HEY I, UH, GUESS I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU AND THE OTHER ASSHOLE WERE DOING, RUBBING YOUR ASSHOLES ON THE EGG. TELL SOLLUX SORRY I'M NOT SORRY FOR BEATING HIS ASS IN.
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