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[tongue3y3s]

T3R3Z1 1S 4W4Y FROM H3R 4CC3SSOR13S 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 GROWL

RRRRRRRRRR  >:]

Comments

day 252

[biifurcatiion]

ii2 that you pretendiing two be a dragon.
becau2e iif 2o wow that ii2 a 2hiitty iimpre22iion, ii am 2ubtractiing ten re2pect poiint2.

[tongue3y3s]

>:[ H1 SOLLUX
D1D YOU ONLY COM3 H3R3 TO CR1T1QU3 MY GROWL1NG T3CHN1QU3 OR D1D YOU H4V3 4 PURPOS3

[Her impression is not shitty tyvm.]

[biifurcatiion]

well ii had a que2tiion but the 2heer dii2may ii feel at dii2coveriing what a giiant iincompetent nerd you are may have driiven iit from my thiinkpan.
ii would offer two program you 2ome rea2onably well priiced 2ound maniipulatiion 2oftware but
no computer2 no network no code.
and thii2 ii2nt liike hackiing the typewriiter for 2ome rea2on.
damn iif ii can fiigure out why.

[tongue3y3s]

SOLLUX
1 H4V3 NO FUCK1NG CLU3 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
4ND 1F YOU TH1NK TH4T YOU H4V3 GROUNDS TO C4LL 4NYON3 3V3R 4 N3RD TH3 D3F3NS3 WOULD L1K3 TO PO1NT YOU 1N TH3 D1R3CT1ON OF 4 M1RROR
4FT3R YOU H4V3 T4K3N 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4ND D1SCOV3R3D 4 F3W TH1NGS 4BOUT YOURS3LF
YOU 4R3 W3LCOM3 TO 4SK M3 YOUR QU3ST1ON

[biifurcatiion]

wow pii22y.
how long have you been on the meteor.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT R34LLY >:P
4BOUT H4LF 4 SW33P
WHY?

[biifurcatiion]

what happen2.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT 4 LOT UNFORTUN4T3LY. 1 TH1NK 1 W4S T4K3N B3FOR3 TH3 B1G 3XPOS1T1ONS B3C4US3 1 DONT KNOW 4 LOT 4BOUT WH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S FR34K1NG OUT 4BOUT >:T
1 H4D TO 4SK ON3 OF TH3 HUM4NS
BUT 4G41N 1 4SK............................ WHY?

[biifurcatiion]

becau2e ii havent gotten there yet and iim tiired of heariing about thiing2 from the human2.

[tongue3y3s]

HUM4NS 4R3NT SO B4D!

[biifurcatiion]

allow me two grace that wiith the appropriiate re2pon2e.
bull2hiit.

[tongue3y3s]

NOT BULLSH1T!
1 M34N SOM3 OF TH3M 4R3 W31RD BUT MY COOLK1D 1S SUP3R R4D1C4L >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii have 2een at lea2t 2even diifferent iiteratiion2 of dave and not one of them were radiical.

[tongue3y3s]

DONT WORRY 4PPL3B3RRY BOY 1TS OK4Y TO H4V3 HORR1BL3 T4ST3 YOU DONT H4V3 TO F33L B4D 4BOUT 1T >:}

[biifurcatiion]

wow thank2 you dont have two fuckiing rub iit iin.
jacka22.

[tongue3y3s]

WOW SOLLUX YOUR3 R34LLY TOUCHY TOD4Y
WH4T H4S GOTT3N YOUR 34RTH GO4T?

[biifurcatiion]

um excu2e you fuck off.
ii alway2 2ound liike thii2.
a2 you are 2o fond of poiintiing out, ii am a grouchy a22hole and alway2 wiill be and cannot change that ju2t two 2uit her 2melly highne22'2 whiim2.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU KNOW WH4T 1 TH1NK
1 TH1NK YOU N33D TO R3L4X, SOLLUX!
W3 SHOULD GO 1NTO TH3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN >:]

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont want two have fun.

[tongue3y3s]

TOO B4D! W3R3 GO1NG TO GO 1NTO TH1S HORR1BL3 C1TY 4ND H4V3 FUN 4ND TH3R3S NOTH1NG YOU C4N DO 4BOUT 1T >8]
1 W1LL DR4G YOU OUT OF YOUR H1V3 1F 1 MUST, C4PTOR!

[biifurcatiion]

oh my fuckiing p2iioniic god terezii ii ju2t wanted two know what fuckiing happen2 two me, thii2 ii2nt 2ome kiind of 2hiitty cry for help or demand for the que2tiionable entertaiinment of iinteractiing wiith people iin per2on.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU W3R3NT ON THE M3T3OR 4FT3R W3 TOOK OFF; YOU W3NT TO GO H4NG OUT W1TH 4R4D14 4ND D1DNT COM3 W1TH US
NOW
>:]
> :]
>:]
1 TH1NK D4NC1NG SOUNDS L1K3
4 GR34T 1D34
TH3R3 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 4 CLUB 1N MY D1STR1CT

[biifurcatiion]

ii thiink 2pace ha2 made you fuckiing iin2ane, that2 what ii think.

[tongue3y3s]

OH 1 KNOW! W3 C4N 1NV1T3 N3P3T4 TO COM3 TOO!!!
1TLL B3 R34LLY FUN >;]

[biifurcatiion]

iim lockiing all the door2 and the wiindow2 riight now.